1. Miss boy se - Beta "Lofar" aur "Offer" me kya antar hai ?
Boy - jab kisi ladki ko koi ladka 'I Love You' bolta hai to vo 'Lofar' hai
lekin jab ladki kisi ladke ko 'I Love You' bolti hai to ye 'Offer' ......!
2. Andaaz-e-dosti
aapki 1 adaa hai,
Door ho hamse
Ye apki khata hai,
Har jagah lagi hai
Pyari si tasveer aapki,
Jiske neeche likha hai:
'' Ek Pagal Lapata Hai.''
3. Trafic police Budhiya se-
Mai itni der se siti baja raha tha, Ruki Q nahi ?
Budhiya- Ab meri siti sunkar rukne ki umar hai kya ?
4. Ek kutiya ne pillon ko janm diya.
Pillon ne puncha ma : Papa kha hai ?
Kutiya boli : Chup raho kamino papa message padh rahe hai.
5. Koi tumhe jab "pagal" kahe to dhukhi mat hona
Afsos mat karna, rona bhi nahi, darna bhi mat
Himmat se chair par bhaith kar sochna use kaise pata chala.
6. Wo kaun sa aisa mazak hai jo saalon phale bhi student karte the, aaj bhi karte hai aur karte
rahenge ?
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Bahut nautanki ho gayi yaar, ab kal se seriously padhai karenge.
8. 1 ladka roj mandir jata tha,
Or chapal churata tha, aisa karte karte usne paise ikathe kiye
Aur ek mobile kharida, Vidhi ka vidhan dekho Aaj wahi ladka apni story padh raha hai.
9. Police- Humein khabar mili hai ki aapke ghar mein visfotak samagri hai, usko hak ar do
Pappu- sir, wo maike gayi hui hai.......
10. nigaho se nigahe mila k to dekho,kissi ko apna bana k to dekho,chahenghe sabhi aapse milna,kabhi sabun se naha k to dekho.
